About Gary Kirwan

Gary Kirwan speaks Chinese as a second language, is an accomplished equestrian and enjoys long walks on the beach. This is all not true. Outright lies. He pretty much plays games and watches tv. Perfect for internet writing though, those being the only qualifications. Huzzah!



Author Archives: Gary Kirwan

Mars: War Logs

May 15th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Move to Mars and get yourself a new name. Sign up before all of the good ones are taken though - don't want to be known as Pretentiousness for the rest of your days


Return of the Whales!

April 11th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Back to Dunwall and the sneaky slippers of a shady, magic-wielding assassin. No, not that guy. Some other bloke


Neverwinter Heats Up With Open Beta

April 4th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Strap on your pointy wizard hat and start practicing those tricky incantation pronunciations, the time is coming when you can warm your toes in the soothing embrace of Neverwinter, where it is always summer - or so I am led to believe.


Free, Free, PvP

February 26th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Do you like to PvP but don't want to pay for it with your make-believe currency like a regular Joe? ArenaNet have got you covered


Cheapskate Gamer: Bastion

January 30th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Bastion is a game with a narrator and it is magnificent. My life runs narration free and, as demonstrated inside, is better off that way


League Goes Legit. You’re Hired!

January 29th, 2013 | by Gary Kirwan

Sixteen teams battling over five places to become salaried pro players. Not a bad prize, all things considered. It’s like The Apprentice for eSports. Only nobody wears a suit



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